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Joke of the Day
"If the rapper Biz Markie had a female dog, he could name her... ...Miz Barkie I'll stop"
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"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"
"THE TOP TEN WORDS OF 2012!! 1. End 2. Of 3. Year 4. Top 5. Ten 6. Lists 7. Are 8. Exercises 9. In 10. Stupidity"
"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."
"A Muslim walks into the U.S Just kidding"
"This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do."
"'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads. Or my ex-girlfriend."
"If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant Because I lay down sick tracks"
"No one is more shocked that I brought my cat to a baseball game than my cat."
"I was in a tailor. I said to the guy, ""I need something for a wedding."" ""What's that?"" he queried. ""A woman that really loves me."" I wept, leaving the shop."