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Joke of the Day

"doctors before an x-ray be like ""dont worry this is perfectly safe"" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button"

"How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a slutty potato? The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho."

"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."

"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."

"Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!"

"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choirboy."

"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""