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Joke of the Day

"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"

"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."

"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"

"I tried to play counter strike the other day It felt like a France simulator, I kept getting shot by terrorists"

"Sexism Hurts Everyone I mean, I'm a sexist, and I can't get a girlfriend, so who the fuck is going to do my laundry?"

"Mosquitoes are whores. They suck on everyone who goes near them."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? How the hell did they get inside a light bulb?"

"A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself. I'm sorry."

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."