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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't you come to the halloween party? I was at the Halloween party as a ninja. ""But I didn't see you there."" ""Exactly."""

"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"

"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"

"I've never falsely accused someone of hacking, whether aimbotting, wall hacking, or speed hacking They were all just really good at hiding it!"

"I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, ""You once told me..."""

"How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."

"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."

"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""

"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"

"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."