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Joke of the Day
"What is a great way to baby-proof a house? Condoms"
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"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi"
"I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex."
"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"
"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"
"According to all these ""note to self"" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean"
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"
"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."
"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"