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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""
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"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"This girl told me that she wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person on Earth. If I was the last person on Earth, she wouldn't have a choice in the matter."
"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."
"I bet women love the first dimension... It's allllllllllllllll length."
"My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out."
"My daughter asked me what ""fap fap fap"" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures."
"I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again."
"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."
"You shouldn't say mean things about the illiterate you should write them"