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Joke of the Day

"Somebody said you sound like an owl"

"What's it like living with Permanent Erection Disorder? Some days are harder than others."

"I went camping last week... And oh boy, it was in tents."

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"

"40-32/2=4! (-1)12 <3 Maths"

"If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises."

"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."

"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"

"*unexpected snow fall* Americans: ""It's the end. The apocalypse is here!"" Canadians: ""Huh...I might need a jacket"""