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Joke of the Day
"I'm great in bed... I can sleep for days."
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"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"What does Trump grab this month? What does Trump grab this month........ Octo-Pussy"
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."
"How fucking furious do you think homeless people get when ""Mo Money, Mo Problems"" comes on?"
"[Coworker] Are you smiling at your stapler? No, just checking for spinach [Laughs nervously]. Oh, good. [Me, to stapler] Sorry baby I had to"
"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."
"I broke up with a girl once by leaving a note on the front door that simply said: ""Love doesn't live here anymore, and now, neither do you."""
"How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same."
"I went to the doctor yesterday I told him my penis suddenly turned into a tiny green ball. He said I may have peacock syndrome."