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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut? I've never had a walnut on my face."
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"What do you call someone whose GPA is greater than the number of inches their dick is? Asian"
"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."
"What song does a dwarf pimp sing? high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go"
"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."
"Before the internet, it was way harder to google stuff"
"What percentage of germans are not nazis? ninety-nine point nein nein nein nein nein nein nein percent"
"What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm..."
"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"
"What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people."