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Joke of the Day

"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."

"The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper."

"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."

"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"

"Little kid making faces at you from his bus window? Follow him home and make faces through his window at night."

"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."

"A friend asked me what's my best American impression... ""I don't want to go to the doctor because it's too expensive."""

"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"

"I'm glad the guy who came up with ""No means no"" didn't do the whole dictionary"