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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"
Next Joke
"A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?"
"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"
"Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds."
"When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can't have both."
"Met two guys named Andre coincidentally It was a real double ent""andre"""
"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."
"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."
"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."
"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."