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Joke of the Day

"My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father's Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card."

"What's the great thing about having aids for gay men No need to worry about getting it again"

"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."

"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"

"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."

"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."

"I hit the snooze button so many times this morning I think we might be engaged now"

"What do you say when you leave the UAE? Dubai-bye!"

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"

"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."