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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please."" Man: ""That isn't how a food bank works, sir."""

"Did you hear about...? The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sippy cup? Doctor's say she's going to be fine. She just had a little gas."

"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"

"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."

"If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with ""What did you do?""."

"A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?"

"What do womens' breasts & toy trains have in common? There're intended for children, but it's the fathers that wind up playing with them."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because they're all targets."

"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"

"It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."