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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease"
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"Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you."
"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""
"Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel... There's no ballroom."
"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."
"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."
"What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet? ... ... ... ... ... ... The captain's log!"
"I just watched Discovery's ""How It's Made"" and, honestly, I'm never eating another urinal cake again."
"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"
"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."