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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had never wished for that. ""Done. You're back to 2 wishes."""
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"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when he proposed to her ""Well we cantaloupe. My mother will never forgive us"""
"I'm a schizophrenic And so am I"
"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."
"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"