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Joke of the Day

"If there were no food left what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams."

"Roofing... That's a bit over the top isn't it?"

"Trump and a mate were getting drinks at a bar..... After a few drinks..... Trump: What is the useless skin around a woman's pussy? Mate: I have no idea. Trump (with a smirk): The rest of the woman!"

"Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog."

"Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway"

"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."

"Yo momma's so fat... ...that her butt takes up a buttload of space"

"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"Sorry I embarrassed you when I tried to draft Smaug, but I totally misunderstood the concept of a Fantasy football league."

"whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? they always swallow"