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Joke of the Day
"Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing."
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"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."
"I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake."
"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."
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"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables."
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there."
"What is round and looks like a stone. A stone."
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