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Joke of the Day
"What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common? They were both catchers for the Padres."
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"Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work"
"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."
"My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do... Apparently ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."
"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"
"Trump is banning the importing of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."
"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."
"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"
"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
"I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under."