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Joke of the Day
"How do porcupines hug? Carefully!"
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"I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench. I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life. I'm under a lot of pressure at work."
"So I heard that the hackers ""Anonymous"" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!"
"We live in a time of delicious cakes."
"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"
"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."
"[getting a checkup] DOCTOR: On average, how much alcohol do you drink in a day? ME: *sweating* NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE ANY MATH"
"Hey, thanks for defining the word ""many"" for me... It means a lot."
"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"
"What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan? They're used to disappointment."