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Joke of the Day
"What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text"
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"Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."
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"Yesterday I was charged with kidnapping... That's the last time I fall asleep on a goat!"
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"If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?"
"Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!? Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy."
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"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""
"When in dangerous situation - you should always sleep with one eye opened. Especially if you're a Cyclops."