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Joke of the Day
"If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan.... She's a keeper!"
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"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."
"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""
"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"
"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."
"When people ask me ""Plz"" because it's shorter than ""Please"" I tell them ""No"" because it's shorter than ""Yes."""
"Similes are like as holes."
"Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car"
"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."
"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."