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Joke of the Day

"I dig, you dig, we dig. I dig, You dig, We dig, We dig, She dig, They dig. The poem may not be very beautiful, but at least it's deep."

"I'm in a hotel room atm. It has about 1034 millibar and 1 minibar. Sorry."

"Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital? Because the stock broker!"

"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"

"People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides"

"WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."

"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"

"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."

"Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"