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Joke of the Day

"Equality. Why is it that a girl with big boobs can work at hooters, but a guy with one leg can't work at I-HOP?"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud."

"I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls."

"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"

"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"

"911: I'd like to report a Twief! 911: What? A Twurglar! 911: I don't follow You can't catch em like that. Hurry they're getting stars!"

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."

"Old one but still funny: Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... ... one muffin says to the other ""Damn its starting to get really hot in here."" The other one says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""

"Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel."