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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Irish firing squad? They formed a circle."

"Why wasn't the sequel to The Fast and the Furious called Bi-fast Bi-Curious?"

"""I thought that too, but I didn't say it out loud, because I'm not a racist."" - a racist"

"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"

"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."

"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"

"Him: Hey, you really think that doing all those shots are going to make you forget that you got fired? Me: I got fired?"

"Today is the best day to propose to your girl... If she accept, its your luck! If not, tell her its April fools!"

"A guy who doesn't believe in global warming is swimming in Egypt... He's in de-nile"

"I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner."