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Joke of the Day

"No thank you GPS.I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything"

"I wanna work for a company where if you pass the drug test you get fired."

"Today I was wondering ""why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?""... ... And then it hit me. - Steven Wright"

"Yo mama's so fat... Instead of a cartwheel she does a ferriswheel."

"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"

"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."

"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."

"My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)"

"I'm surprised the sloths made it to the ark in time."

"My friends laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... Well they're not laughing now"