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Joke of the Day
"Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers."
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"Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"
"My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies. I told her old habits die hard"
"Did you know that chickens die after they have sex? Well.. at least the one I had sex with did."
"Has anyone said, ""Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth,"" because I'd like to say that."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns But then he forgot, Toucan play that game"
"I told my mum I was goingto make a car out of spaghetti She was really surprised when I drove pasta"
"In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students."""
"What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare"