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Joke of the Day
"The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox."
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"TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France.. Britanny Spears."
"The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline"
"I ripped my pants and had to sew them back up. Britches love stitches."
"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"
"What did the duck say to the hooker? Put it on my bill."
"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."
"How Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it."
"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."