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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss!"
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"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."
"In future period films set in the late 2000s/early 2010s, I hope they accurately portray all 16:9 televisions showing stretched 4:3 content."
"Non english speakers, translate the best joke you have from your language. Other redditors will have to guess from what country the joke is. Obviously, names and places will have to be translated too."
"A wife texts her husband on a cold winters morning... ""Windows frozen"" ...... Husband texts back, ""Pour some luke warm water over it""...... Wife replies, ""Computer completely stuffed now"""
"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"
"It doesn't matter what you order at Taco bell... You're going to end up with Taco-ria"
"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."
"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"
"What's Black White And Red All Over? A Police Shootout"