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Joke of the Day

"I decided to have that fifth cup of coffee, and now the ghosts of my ancestors are scrolling through my iTunes trying to pick a summer jam."

"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."

"I just emailed ""This is a robbery!"" to my online bank. Will they just put the $$ in my account or do I have to wait for an email back?"

"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"

"Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par."

"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""

"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"

"Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23? Because then he will always be in prime."

"My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again"

"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."