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Joke of the Day

"Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films."

"Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there."

"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"

"Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?"

"What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!"

"I've run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"

"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"

"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."

"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."