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Joke of the Day

"A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines.... ....he hit the jackpot, and now he's all over the place."

"Why did Uhuru get mad? Because William Shatner."

"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."

"""You're a joulepersecond!"" ""Wat?"" ""Exactly."""

"Marmite ... But paw may not."

"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."

"What type of weather has the worst attitude? Darude - Sandstorm"

"I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years."

"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."