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"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."
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"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"
"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."
"""Oh shit I murdered someone"" ""You should turn yourself into the police"" ""Great idea!"" *puts on badge and hat* ""Looks like a suicide to me"""
"On a scale from 1 to... On a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?"
"A guy is watching TV and suddenly Yells, ""Don't enter that church you fool!"" His wife asks him, ""What are you watching?"" ""OUR WEDDING!"""
"I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend... My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider."
"My wife is so moody at Christmas, I blame the festive period."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles like? White Vans"
"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."