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Joke of the Day
"Has your mom ever caught you masturbating in the closet? Great hiding spot, isn't it?"
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"What is black and white and red all over? A suicide note. Edit: I already feel horrible Edit 2: I left out a semicolon"
"Even saying ""I'm a virgin"" would sound badass if you bowled a strike right after."
"Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10, then it's a cat."
"What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert? Pot pie."
"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."
"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""
"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."
"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."
"A man had an appointment at the sperm bank. He never came."