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Joke of the Day

"GEORGE WASHINGTON: We should put ""We Trust In God"" on our money THOMAS JEFFERSON: Great idea. Did you get that? YODA (taking notes): Yep"

"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"

"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Utter destruction."

"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."

"I read in the 1930's teething babies were given cocaine. Ridiculous! If they had tooth ache they probably didn't even want to party."

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ? Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,"

"Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall."

"Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife."

"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."

"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"