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Joke of the Day

"NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN."

"What do men with big dicks eat for breakfast? If you had one you would know."

"What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks? The stove."

"I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm."

"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."

"Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was fingering A minor..."

"Unshakable Fact # 3 Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Fucking PRICELESS."

"Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile"

"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."

"What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'"