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Joke of the Day
"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."
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"Nice try Asian guy in porns."
"What does a vampire drink while on a diet? Blood Light."
"The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king. let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?"
"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."
"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."
"What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common? They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud"
"""I faked all my LOLs."" -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end."
"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."
"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."