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Joke of the Day

"I love you, but I'm not in ""change my relationship status on FB"" love with you"

"If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?"

"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."

"El Chapo is a very special guy... He's juan of a kind"

"Going to the middle east for Christmas Because Christmas is da bomb there... Came up that myself. I'll walk myself out..."

"Typos... that's just how I role."

"The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat. Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship."

"What do you find in the Pope's toilet? Holy shit!"

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"