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"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipation""? ... It never came out..."
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"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!"
"I'm surprised ""slow internet connection"" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials."
"TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER 7yo: I have an empty snail shell collection. Me: How many do you have? 7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO? 7yo: I said it was empty."
"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."
"How do you make a hotdog with a tree? You fold it"
"""How do you speak such good English?"" ""I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history?"""
"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."
"So how long do I have to microwave this spider before I let it bite me?"