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Joke of the Day
"Do fish get thirsty?"
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"kid theres no such thing as bad publicity. like you would think if a big article came out saying you suck shit it would be bad, but its good"
"Hopefully ""researching tweets"" will hold up in a court of law when the prosecution presents my google search history as evidence."
"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."
"The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 miles away"
"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"
"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""
"I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work."
"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""