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Joke of the Day

"If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant what is on the outside? K 9 P"

"Why did the Mexican fail English 101? He wouldn't turn in his essay"

"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."

"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."

"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE'S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! CUNT!"

"Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!"

"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"""

"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"

"A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."