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Joke of the Day
"makes sense that the CEO of Apple came out as gay. He kept resisting my technological advances."
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"And Grandmother, what big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"
"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."
"Doctor: ""Why is my waiting room empty?"" Judge: ""I hauled everyone off to court"" Doctor: ""You're trying my patients"""
"some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life"
"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"
"Why do french people love to eat snails? Because they can't stand fast food"
"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."
"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""