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Joke of the Day
"I was banned from the Middle East, so this is what I did... Iran"
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"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"You gotta randomly lift your girl in the air, just to let her know you could throw her off a balcony if her phone ever went off after 11 PM."
"My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down."
"""Lie flat on your backs class and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes"" said the gym teacher. ""Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet boy."" ""I'm freewheeling sir."""
"What is a jew on a swing? A annoyance to German snipers."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."
"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"
"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""