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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha."

"Nothing is more frightening than accidentally making eye contact with a guy who runs a mall kiosk."

"Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - ""I love ramen noodles"" 12:01am - ""I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"""

"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"

"Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. Everyone is always hanging their meat in it."

"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."

"Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself: I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else."

"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."

"Trump isn't the scariest president. That Rushmore guy had four heads..."