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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha."

"In an effort to improve customer service, Best Buy will now punch each customer in the face as they walk through the door."

"Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light."

"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."

"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"

"What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor"

"More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em"

"I'm sick of this one horse town *moves to two horse town* No, no, this is too much"

"[roulette] ME: [slaps table] 50 on red CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more"

"What do 6 lesbians and 6 government workers have in common? They're a dozen people who don't do dick."