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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a guy named Stephen tells me what to do, I like to yell, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away..."

"So a blind man walks into a bar He hurts himself pretty badly."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the library kicked me out...."

"Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"

"What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A diabetic who's been struck by lightning."

"Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time? So they can prevent breakouts."

"masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy."

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!! Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up."