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Joke of the Day

"How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it."

"I hate weddings, funerals and the symphony. I never know when to clap."

"Did you hear? LeBron James is starting an underwear line... They're called LeBron Johns."

"I got pulled over by a female police officer.When i rolled down my window to ask what was wrong,she said...""NOTHING!"""

"Small cars are the best ones Only Smart people will get this"

"What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended."

"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"

"[to a straight couple] Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian"

"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."

"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."