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Joke of the Day

"I almost had a heart attack when I saw a black man carrying a TV like mine. Then I remembered mine was at home working in the garden."

"How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down."

"I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called."

"A baby seal walked into a club... =)"

"I hate when my boyfriend's snoring wakes me up and then I realize it was my snoring and I don't have a boyfriend and I'm going to die alone."

"I'll never read pride & prejudice I'm way to good to get into a book that probably goes all preachy on me"

"What TV personality lives in your phone? SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)"

"I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later."

"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"

"Turning vegan is a big missed steak."