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Joke of the Day
"My ex says he's dating someone new but according to his Instagram she's a sandwich"
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"[rubs magic lamp] GENIE: You get 3 wishes ""Anything?"" GENIE: No wishin for more wishes ""I wish for more genies"" GENIE: I don't like you"
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""
"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"
"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"
"ISIS pickup line Girl are you a suicide vest? Cos I'd like to be inside you"
"No one will ever be as excited as a dad that just drove somewhere in less time than the GPS said it would take."
"How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."
"Scarface didn't really give those guys enough time to say ""hello"" before shooting them."