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Joke of the Day
"Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn't pregnant!"
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"God Plays Golf"
"What do gay horses eat? Dick"
"""Oh NOW Burger King delivers!"" -Paula Deen"
"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98."
"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."
"""Here, drink this."" - Me speed dating."
"1 We must strive to disconnect gender norms from career choices. It is my hope that the next generation is better, that Secretary Kerry's grandchildren never feel the embarrassment his children feel."
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68... any faster and you'll eat it."