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Joke of the Day

"I prefer posting memes over jokes They just meme more to me Im so sorry this was terrible"

"Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?"

"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."

"My staircase was getting a lot of buzz, then it blew up It's gone spiral"

"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""

"Miley Cyrus Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking."

"How do you fit 42 Jews into a Volkswagen bug? 1 in the drivers seat, 1 in the passengers seat, and 40 in the ash tray."

"Farts are ghosts of things we eat!"

"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"

"Q: Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other ""Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"" A: The other replies ""That was no piccolo that was my fife."""