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Joke of the Day

"If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree."

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"Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants."
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"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
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"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."